I’m not saying you’re old but if you were whisky you’d be really expensive.! , Birthday Card, on the Rocks, Food Pun, Greeting Card,

Celebrate their birthday with a laugh! This hilarious whiskey-themed greeting card is perfect for anyone who’s aging like a top-shelf spirit — smooth, refined, and apparently worth a small fortune. Whether it’s for a friend, dad, husband, brother, or that whiskey-loving legend in your life, this card brings the perfect mix of humour and charm. Great for milestone birthdays, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th and beyond!


Card Details

• Premium matte, eco-sourced cardstock, cut from full sheets and folded by hand
• 100% recyclable card stock
• Smooth, high-quality finish
• Features an original design by Ink and Paper by Aaron
• Printed, packaged & shipped directly by me, never dropshipped, never print-on-demand
• Large 7” H x 5” W greeting card
• Both the card and envelope are sealed in poly bag a protective sleeve for shipping
• Includes a coordinating envelope
• Every purchase supports a small Canadian, paramedic-run creative business





SHIPPING

• Our cards are shipped in 1-2 business days from my in Alberta
• We can even send it directly to the recipient

ESTIMATED SHIPPING TIMES

• NORTH AMERICA : 3-12 business days
• REST OF THE WORLD: 12-20 business days



Please reach out to me, if you have any questions.

Very best,
Aaron