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Celebrate another year of being "well preserved" with this hilariously clever birthday card! Featuring a vintage-inspired sardine can design with the witty message "Well Preserved - Fine Quality - Now with Added Wisdom," this card is perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor about aging.

What makes this card special:

Personalized age - We'll customize the "Net Age" to any number you specify

High-quality cardstock with vibrant colors

Blank inside for your personal message

Comes with kraft envelope

Professional printing with crisp, clear graphics

Perfect for:

Milestone birthdays (30th, 40th, 50th, 60th+)

Friends and family who appreciate witty humor

Anyone who's "aging like fine wine" (or sardines!)

Coworkers, relatives, or anyone who loves a good laugh

Simply let us know the age you'd like featured on the card in the personalization box at checkout. We'll handle the rest!


Make their special day memorable with this uniquely funny and personalized birthday card that celebrates getting older with style and humor!


*Printed on 100% Eco Sourced Premium high quality smooth white card stock cut to size in my home studio

*Handmade and Designed and Printed by Ink and Paper by Aaron. This is NOT dropshipped or delivered by a print on demand company.

*Card is 5" inches (width) by 7" inches (height)

*Comes with an envelope (different colors).

*Card and envelope are sealed in poly bag a protective sleeve for shipping.

* Cards are shipped within 1-3 business days.